Jokes world cynical writer Bernard Shaw

Jokes world cynical writer Bernard Shaw

 

I asked an aristocratic Lady behave like a child world writer Bernard Shaw quip

How much is my age?

After a moment of thought soundly replied saying:

Consideration to your slim figure you think son 18,

And you think the honey to your eye's daughter,

And you think Auburn hair the daughter twenty-five

It has asked that delighted her if she heard: but say honestly how much you think you I am?

Xu replied: it's the sum of all this.

The Bernard Shaw at the aristocratic to a lovely lady and asked his dancing but she refused and here he asked Shaw why she parody and flying: "don't dance with a man with a future"

Shortly after the women returned to the show ask out of curiosity why choose her. .. He said: "I only with a woman her laarks past!"

Bernard Shaw met a beautiful, elegant woman told her: "Oh God what the coolest miswak bend", she smiled and said to him: "thank you. I wish I could I exchange you praise "

Shaw replied: "OK Ma'am. Lie like me my lying "

Bernard Shaw was involved in writing, telling him his Secretary (and beautiful) to Nusseibeh you came to Truk one moment it's passenger and want to admit the farewell kiss. Bernard Shaw, replied: you know I very busy at this time and would love to meet anyone? Then he take them you this kiss and then retrieved by you while I emptied from my work.

Bernard Shaw attended a charity concert, and during the celebration of a woman invited him to dance with her, agreed to dance with her, asked her for her age, she said: twenty-five!

He laughed and told her: women don't say never ages, and they said her they say only half.

She atksad angry: I am 50-years old, Sir?

Individual: exactly.

They shouted: why should you dance with me?

Responded quietly: ansiti we are a charity concert.

Bernard Shaw was a close friend of Winston Churchill, the British Prime Minister,

This was brilliant humor, love accosted by Bernard Shaw to have his kwars.

Churchill told him was the burly-:

The RAC, Shaw thinks that in England a famine.

Shaw was a very slender body.

Bernard shawali answered immediately:

"You know the reason of this famine